clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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@2 days ago with 454421 notes

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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@2 days ago with 173117 notes

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

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@2 days ago with 35561 notes

surprisebitch:

i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes

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@5 months ago with 121361 notes

anustartpop:

somedayinjakarta:

Gaga broke about 117,00 twitter records, and to this day is the only person to have the most followers on twitter and Facebook, have the most google searches and the #1 YouTube video simultaneously, homegirl can have a “retweet” lyric if she damn well pleases.

her hip

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@6 months ago with 7645 notes

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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@6 months ago with 754914 notes

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@6 months ago with 689609 notes
#yeah 

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

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@6 months ago with 706012 notes
#fact 

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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@2 days ago with 330971 notes

"Sometimes, it’s easier to tell a stranger something very personal. It`s like there’s less risk, opening yourself up to someone who doesn’t know you."

Linwood Barclay (via hplyrikz)

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@2 days ago with 12202 notes
ourlovewascomfortable:


NO ONE EXPECTED YOU TO, BLAINE. 

#Just so you guys know, I’m still Blaine. Even though I am not wearing my uniform I am still Blaine. I don’t want you guys to get confused you know. Because I’m not in my uniform I don’t want you to think I’m someone else. I know it’s hard I mean sometimes my friends change clothes and I’m like OMG WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE. It can be super confusing, I mean I spent the first two seasons of Hannah Montana completely unaware that Miley and Hannah were played by the same actress. I mean talk about a total mindfuck! Amiright Kurt! But I’m Blaine. Blaine Anderson. I’m just not wearing my uniform today.
@5 months ago with 8009 notes

defxndpoppunk:

when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW

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@5 months ago with 260141 notes

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@6 months ago with 598588 notes
#this movie is so cute 

aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

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i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

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@6 months ago with 110384 notes

firelorcl:

vagiants:

What else could you be doing with your hands if they aren’t pleasing me

knitting

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@6 months ago with 19250 notes