on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
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@2 weeks ago with 446261 notes
do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv
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@2 weeks ago with 396901 notes
im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
@2 weeks ago with 234049 notes
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
@1 month ago with 151053 notes