anustartpop:

somedayinjakarta:

Gaga broke about 117,00 twitter records, and to this day is the only person to have the most followers on twitter and Facebook, have the most google searches and the #1 YouTube video simultaneously, homegirl can have a “retweet” lyric if she damn well pleases.

her hip

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@2 weeks ago with 7413 notes

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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@2 weeks ago with 446261 notes

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@2 weeks ago with 402819 notes
#yeah 

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

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@2 weeks ago with 219064 notes
#fact 

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

(Source: panura, via pizza)

@2 weeks ago with 396901 notes
#ha 

kaalashnikov:

how to seduce me:

  • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
  • dont talk to me

(via trip-and-stumble)

@2 weeks ago with 215353 notes

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

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@2 weeks ago with 234049 notes

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

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@1 month ago with 151053 notes

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@2 weeks ago with 484442 notes
#this movie is so cute 

aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

image

i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

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@2 weeks ago with 108555 notes

firelorcl:

vagiants:

What else could you be doing with your hands if they aren’t pleasing me

knitting

(via pizza)

@2 weeks ago with 18776 notes

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@2 weeks ago with 267622 notes
#me 

tobiasspooky:

do you ever forget that you’re a real person

(Source: bowielegged, via pizza)

@2 weeks ago with 189758 notes
#not really but 

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via pizza)

@2 weeks ago with 329635 notes

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

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@2 weeks ago with 453964 notes