Here to eat, sleep, and take on way more work then I can handle.
when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW
(via pizza)@2 months ago with 254031 notes
What else could you be doing with your hands if they aren’t pleasing me
(via pizza)@3 months ago with 19227 notes
@3 months ago with 275775 notes
do you ever forget that you’re a real person
@2 months ago with 80931 notes
i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes
about 117,00 twitter records, and to this day is the only person to have the most followers on twitter and Facebook, have the most google searches and the #1 YouTube video simultaneously, homegirl can have a “retweet” lyric if she damn well pleases.
(via cyberho)@3 months ago with 7427 notes
@3 months ago with 675521 notes
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv
(via pizza)@3 months ago with 453349 notes